"May you meet all your goals and reach all your objectives now and in the New Quarter."
"Warm Wishes from Our Family to Yours"
"May you be blessed to overflowing as we celebrate the most joyous birth of Our Lord and Saviour Jesus Christ."
"Hope you've recovered from that tractor accident. Heard the scars are really horrible."
"Warm wishes for a New Year that's better than your last one--heard about that scandal at work."
"Here's to a peaceful holiday season."--yeah, right!